Worst Jokes Ever
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.