Worst Jokes Ever
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I am a volcano.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.