Worst Jokes Ever
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
like this if you have ever been abused.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.