Worst Jokes Ever
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
Reddit cool.