Worst Jokes Ever
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Dan is very, very bent.
Dan, I'd bent.
Beach whales.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Fat.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.