Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

Because they needed someone to call "daddy".

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?

B: They're both hot?

A: They're both massive.

What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.

Just laugh.

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My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.