Worst Jokes Ever

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

Beatles

Are cool.

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!

You're a joke!

I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...

It was impossible to put down.

I farted how bout u?

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

What do you call a banana driving a car?

A banana car.

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

Do you have dark humor?

Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

More than five because my basement is still dark.

Husband: Honey, do you want sex?

Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.

Husband: Is that your final answer?

Wife: Mmmmm.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: No doubts?

Wife: No.

Husband staring a long time at his wife.

Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.

Where is the pocket?

It is there, the pocket.