Worst Jokes Ever
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So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.