Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a bar.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Just shut up!
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
Mom! (DYM 22)
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Gwen sucks!
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I didn’t do that.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."