What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Worst Jokes Ever
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Rape is not a joke.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.