What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. đ¤˝ââď¸
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldnât fit.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Whatâs the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherlandâs wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. đĽ¤đĽ¤
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Whatâs an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
I like zebras.