Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

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    • I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

    I got the joke from my brother.

    Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

    A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.

    They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.