Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Stop orphan jokes!
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...