I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Worst Jokes Ever
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Your nan is gay.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.