Worst Jokes Ever
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Ramsey Bevan
I love orphans. They're precious.
Ready when you are, KK.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.