Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
KK or Liv?
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
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How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.