Worst Jokes Ever

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need parent registration!

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

No one.

Absolutely no one.

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."