Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Parton (DYM 80).
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Women suck (GET IT?!)
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
Alya?