Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Pizza Hut.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Mom! (DYM 14)
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."