Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

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