Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
BBNBHD.
I'm back, bitches!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
You're gay.
LET'S GOOOO!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Yo momma so fat!
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Blake drinks Coke.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!