Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Worst Jokes Ever
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
The sun is fire.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I smell like skunk.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.