Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Fetus

  • What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?

    They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

    Pants

  • Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"

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  • Whore

  • I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

    Orphan

  • What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

    The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

    Class

  • Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

    Nemo

  • What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

    Finger

  • Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!