Worst Jokes Ever
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick