Worst Jokes Ever
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Who's Lil John?
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Ammon died.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.