Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
kapteyn = captain
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Your mama.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣