Worst Jokes Ever

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

your (DYM 51)

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

You.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

"Gwen, are you still there?"

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

Why can't America play chess?

Because it lost two towers.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.

Why did the Indian man eat a cow?

Because he wanted to be fat like one.