Worst Jokes Ever
You don't have any balls.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Family Guy funny moments.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...
Man, I love working at an orphanage.