Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Hey, Alya.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Like (DYM 82).
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Joke: CookVR
What do you call ball drama?
I am Cummer.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!