Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
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Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."