Worst Jokes Ever
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What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Harrison
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Don't crack this joke up!
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Cardi B has very long nails.