Worst Jokes Ever
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!