Worst Jokes Ever
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Her (DYM 101).
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.