Worst Jokes Ever
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Giggity!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
The (DYM 137).