So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Worst Jokes Ever
Jesus.
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
straight (DYM 56)
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.