How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
Worst Jokes Ever
I don’t know what to call this chat.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."