Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?