Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Walls.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
in (DYM 102).
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?