Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.