Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Worst Jokes Ever
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Doin' (DYM 63)?
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.