Worst Jokes Ever

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

Why did the stick fall?

Because he is a stick man.

freshfry, we need to talk now...

What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"

What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.

Whoever said that about me better pray!

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

Jokers are all about the delivery.

Except abortion jokes...

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.