Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?

A flower gets picked.

I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.

Snapchat- any.bry05

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

I'm pregnant.

penis.

I like penis.

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

A. Because it has a silent pee.

Hi hi hi.

I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.

She (DYM 110)

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.