Worst Jokes Ever
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
When the drip is sus.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?