Worst Jokes Ever
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Her (DYM 101).
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.