Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I hate this website, lol.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Alya and freshfry.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Gwen, why are you so nice?
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Dolly (DYM 79).
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄