Worst Jokes Ever
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Hot man is sexy.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.