Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
and (DYM 116)
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!