Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.