Worst Jokes Ever
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.