I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
π€ What do gay men who are physically handicapped βΏ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when π€ he has another man's π π π π π³ π cock inside π of his warm mouth π π give a π π good blowjob?
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Yes (DYM 66).
Imagine not having a dad.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. Thatβs why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
What is anonymous π€ oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a π³ glory hole inside a π adult book store
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Teacher: Whatβs the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, itβs right there.
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