Worst Jokes Ever
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Dick sucking.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!