Worst Jokes Ever
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Cool little titbit.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.