Worst Jokes Ever
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Ball so hard! ๐๐คฃ
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, itโs too cheesy.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.