Worst Jokes Ever
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"