Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Where is Freshfry?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
