What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
I (DYM 117)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
I have a girlfriend.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
