Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
You. You're a joke.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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