Was (DYM 118)
Worst Jokes Ever
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Here's a Song That Describes My Old Life-By-watersharky Productions-
My buddies think I'm on the lake.
Boss thinks I've been sick for days.
And mama's probably on her way
'Cause I ain't picked up the phone.
I've been a million places,
But they're all up in my head.
Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left.
I've been gone, I've been gone
I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.
All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong
Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane
Sadder than a country song.
Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way
Ever since you moved on, I've been gone.
Took a trip down memory lane.
Checked into hotel heartbreak.
Passed rock bottom on the way
Without leaving my living room.
I've been a million places
But they're all up in my head.
Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left.
I've been gone, I've been gone
I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.
All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong
Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane
Sadder than a country song.
Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way
Ever since you moved on, I've been gone.
Yeah
I've been gone.
All the clothes are on the floor
All the mail's by the door
All the whiskey bottles in my bed.
All the dishes in the sink
All the gas is in the tank
All the neighbors probably think I'm dead.
I've been gone, I've been gone
I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.
All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong
Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane
Sadder than a country song.
Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way
Ever since you moved on, I've been gone (ooh, ooh)
I've been gone (ooh, ooh)
Gone
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
