Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.