Worst Jokes Ever
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Joe Biden
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
I had a dad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.