Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?

Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. πŸ›€πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)