Mom, (DYM 147)
Worst Jokes Ever
Mario (DYM 150).
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Your (DYM 146).
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Penis, neck, rope?
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
