Worst Jokes Ever
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
10+10
"Homo Simpson"
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Tamales.
I am an orphan...
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."