What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
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My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Kart! (DYM 151)
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
