Worst Jokes Ever
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why woman?
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
"Stop it," said he.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.