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Worst Jokes Ever
One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"
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I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents' house, and he asked his grandpa, "Can I have a cigarette?" His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "No." "Then that's your answer." A little bit later, Little Johnny asked for a beer. His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "I already said no." "Well, that's your answer." Later, he was complaining to his grandma, and she gave him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said, "Can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandpa said, "Well, yes, it can." And Little Johnny said, "Well, go fuck yourself, old man, because these are my cookies."
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
He wasn't that bad.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
