Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."