Worst Jokes Ever
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Omg, shut up guys!
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.