Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

1. It stands for inflation.

2. It limits production.

3. It encourages cooperation.

4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?

Divorced.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Friend: Slavery isn't good.

Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.

Me: Shut up and get me a juice!