You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Yo wsp?
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Orphan or like or-pan?
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
FIRST DATE
Man: "I work with animals every day." Woman: "Oh, how sweet! What is it that you do?" Man: "I'm a butcher..."
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
