Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Skeppy is the joke.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!