Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Worst Jokes Ever
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
Me.
The joke is me.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
