Worst Jokes Ever

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Lauren

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

The girl/my brother is poop

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

The girl/my brother is poop

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

911 was funny

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Ya I know

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

PAIN

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

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