Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!