Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.