Worst Jokes Ever
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Someday you'll go far.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.