Worst Jokes Ever
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.