Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Wanna see my pp again?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."