Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

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  • What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

    A baby in a blender.

    My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.

    What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

    They both get turned on by kids.

    This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

    Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?

    Yeah, neither have they.

    Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

    Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

    When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

    At gym class today, my friend made this song:

    🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

    How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they all beat the room for being black.

    What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

    A microtransaction.