Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.