Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.