Worst Jokes Ever
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!