Worst Jokes Ever

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

me: I'm going to steal your heart.

her: omg that's so romantic!!

me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[being buried alive]

Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Me: Hey, are your parents home?

Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!

Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.

The jury: O.o

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead. 😁