Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭