Worst Jokes Ever
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
My foot itches.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.