I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever eaten African food?
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
