Worst Jokes Ever
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
That moment when you poop 😂
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.