Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
My hopes and dreams.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.