Who the heck is Kristie?
Worst Jokes Ever
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
