Worst Jokes Ever
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.