One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Omg, shut up guys!
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
